Keep in mind, I write this back in 2004.
That was a LOOOOONG LOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago literary wise.
You all know I've gotten better. ;p
Once upon a time, there was a bagel named Bob. He had a wife, and three baby cresaunts. He worked at bakery, he was a scientist, developing a way to clone breads.
But one day, his hat fell off into a vat of blueberries, and before he could get it out, the machine turned on. He never saw that hat again.
It was his favorite hat, too.
"Why me?" Bob said. "Why my hat?"
Bob was very sad. He was so sad, he started working slower. He got three warnings at his job, then after he forgot an important meeting, Bob was fired from his job.
"How can things get any worse?" Bob thought.
But when Bob's wife heard that he was fired from his job, she was furious.
"HOW COULD YOU SLACK OFF?!?!?!?" she yelled. "HOW COULD YOU GET FIRED?! THAT'S IT! YOU SUCK!!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!"
At the court meeting for the divorce, the judge was very mean, and Bob's wife walked out single, and with all Bob's money. Down to the very last cranberry.
"Why me, lord? Why me????" Bob was dazed, and very depressed.
But just then, Bob spotted something. Something with a round brim and blueberry stained. It was being carried by another bagel.
"Hey, Bob, is this yer' hat?" Asked Carl, the janitor at the bakery.
"Yes! Where was it???" Bob asked.
"In a cloned bagel. I recognized it. Thought it was yer's." Answered Carl. "Here, take it."
Carl gave the hat to Bob.
"Oh thank you! Thank you so very much!"
Bob took the hat, put it on, and walked on, living happily ever after.
THE END
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