Wandering in the dark woods

*I wander around the dark woods in serach of anything that catches my attention* Theres nothing to do out here *sigh*

When all of a sudden, a mutant bear with cancer blocks your path!

Mutant Bear: ROOOOOOOAAAR!!!!11!!11 Cure my cancer, or I shall feast upon your bowels!

*Meanders about the trees*
*Sees bear*
*KIcks bear*
*Nods and runs away*

*drops out of the sky behind the bear*
*Bites off the bears tail, and spits out the meat, chewing on the bone*
*takes off again and disapears*

*taes out Kazama* (if you don't know what the fork I'm talking about, go https://mutatedbunny.forumotion.com/viewtopic.forum?t=26 there and read my Char. profile!)

If you have any last words, cancer stricken bear, speak now, or prepare to face a wrath colder than Shiva on her period!

*quickly prays an appology to Shiva*

*Walks away*... this place is messed up *keeps walking*

*shakes head and joins Hammer*

*finds a stream and proceeds to go for a swim*

swoops down and eats gneo after creating a rift of gravity to make him seam smaller then usual, but was really his actual size.

"well, i wont be hungry for a while...."

-jumps down from above and pokes Drake in the belly, trying to feel if Gneo is still alive in there-

*Enitces everyone with her gigantic boobs*

Everyone: *are paralized* (sp?)

*appears again and shanks the bear with a stick. Throws smoke bombs and vanishes...to behind a near by tree.*

Starts to eat fruity candy...

Emi pokes her head around the corner, still dripping wet from her swim. She looks sort of like a cat that just got thrown in a snowbank.
"Candy?"