Ode to a Bush

Ode to a Bush

Oh Bush, oh Bush,
where ever did you go wrong?
Did you show up to a meeting,
wearing a thong?
I’m just kidding,
I know you don’t go to meetings.
After all, you are the leader of our nation.
You don’t need to lower yourself to that sort of deviation.
So what do you do,
besides start wars with the world?
It must be so tiring,
trying to glue together this nation,
but I’m sure you get plenty of time for rest and relaxation.
What would we do without you?
I’m sure the lands would just turn into a zoo,
If you were not there to protect them.
Or lie to them, or sweat off half of your body fat in front of them, trying to mumble a few words of the English language to make a speech.
But the press, oh now that’s a germ!
Who wouldn’t cower from them in fear?
With their legitimate questions, and usages of such big words,
Is there enough cash to bribe them and make them go away?
Another long conference, what a day!
But don’t worry, Mr. President,
god will forgive your sins, and besides,
we still love you.
And by the way, I think it’s totally tubular,
the way you pronounce “new-cue-lar”

...i think i just lost brain cells.

A for effort man.

didnt read lol



Teddy.

I feel stupider just reading that... Thank you, Guh-Neo

Lord_Gneo wrote:

Ode to a Bush

Oh Bush, oh Bush,
where ever did you go wrong?
Did you show up to a meeting,
wearing a thong?
I’m just kidding,
I know you don’t go to meetings.
After all, you are the leader of our nation.
You don’t need to lower yourself to that sort of deviation.
So what do you do,
besides start wars with the world?
It must be so tiring,
trying to glue together this nation,
but I’m sure you get plenty of time for rest and relaxation.
What would we do without you?
I’m sure the lands would just turn into a zoo,
If you were not there to protect them.
Or lie to them, or sweat off half of your body fat in front of them, trying to mumble a few words of the English language to make a speech.
But the press, oh now that’s a germ!
Who wouldn’t cower from them in fear?
With their legitimate questions, and usages of such big words,
Is there enough cash to bribe them and make them go away?
Another long conference, what a day!
But don’t worry, Mr. President,
god will forgive your sins, and besides,
we still love you.
And by the way, I think it’s totally tubular,
the way you pronounce “new-cue-lar”

Man that is true about bush

Wow, how ignorant of you.

dumbguy-Q- wrote:

Wow, how ignorant of you.

What do you mean by that